Welcome to Großen Bart Brewery!

Großen Bart Brewery is a joint partnership between Shad Chancey and Taylor Wise established in July of 2012. Our Brewery is located at 1025 Delaware Ave. in Longmont, Colorado. It has a nice outdoor beer garden with a mountain view! We look forward to pouring you and your friends The Purest Form of Outlandish Character! Stay up to date with our progress and future events by subscribing to our monthly newsletter. PROST!

With determination and perseverance, we aim to provide “YOU” the public with a unique variety of creative craft beers you can really sink your beard into!

The Concept?

The concept is quite simple... make delicious tasting beers! The purest form of outlandish character. If there's one thing we know, it's good beer. We each have our own distinct opinions as to what we like. Ranging from insanely hoppy IPA's, rich creamy stouts, smokey porters, tangy sours, and pungent Belgian dubbels. Having a wide range of varying opinions is what makes this brewery diverse. You the consumer are guaranteed to find that perfect ale that suits your palette at Großen Bart Brewery!


For our Gluten sensitive friends, we are now using Clarity Ferm in our beers! The gluten protein present in beer is very proline-rich. Because this enzyme is a proline-specific protease, it chops up the gluten proteins so that people with sensitivities to gluten do not react adversely. MORE INFO

Each of our beers are associated with a different style of facial hair. Hold the can shaped glass up to your face to see how you would look sporting all the unique facial hair styles!

5.4%abv - 35 IBUs

6.6%abv - 27 IBUs

%abv - 28 IBUs

Ahoy there, matey! Cleverly combining the goatee, chinstrap and handlebar mustache to brilliantly resemble an anchor, the ‘Anchor Beard’ was made to hold you down to the barstool while you enjoy this delicious foamy one-eyed amber ale! ARRRHGGG!

This brilliant face-scape is achieved by letting your sideburns grow down to the corners of your mouth while also letting your mustache grow, eventually allowing the two to connect in harmony. Perfecting this look can be tricky. As you tip back this smooth and malty Octoberfest/Marzen we can guarantee you’ll have the perfect set of friendly mutton chops whether you wanted them or not!

Eric Bandholz was a guy working in the corporate world that took a lot of slack for deciding to grow a beard. He decided to leave his job to pursue what he calls his “urban beardsman lifestyle”. The Bandholz features a moustache that is connected to a full beard, just as your hand will be to this unique XX Belgian IPA.

4.7%abv - 50 IBUs

7.7%abv - 109 IBUs

- 28 IBUs

The Chinstrap beard extends from the hair line of one side of the face to the other, following the jawline. It’s similar to the Chin Curtain, but does not cover the entire chin. Only the very edges of the jaw and chin. This delicious session-able IPA is guaranteed to get some hair growing on your chinny chin chin. The robust cascade hops provide a floral nose, and the low ABV allows one to consume several without the wobbly effects of the Curtain!

The Chin Curtain is a bit simpler than both the Amish and the Strap, but for different reasons. It entails less upkeep than the Strap, which is easily overgrown. Sported best by our main man Abraham, It doesn’t take quite as long to fill in as the Amish. This IPA on the other hand is as FULL as it gets. Very hoppy, yet smooth as silk. This makes us all very hoppy, hoppy, hoppy. You may just feel inclined to mow your teeth afterwards!

The facial sea urchin. The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one. This is the same delicious recipe as the Soul Patch Porter with ample amounts of tasty coconut added!
6.1%abv - 50 IBUs

6.5%abv - 45 IBUs

- 25 IBUs

The prestigious strip-teaser moustache is a narrow style of stash worn halfway between the upper lip and the nose with upturned ends. Strip-Teaser Pale Ale is an extra pale ale with a crisp and hoppy finish. This beer is intended for those who find IPA’s a bit over the top in the hop. Hey.. If the chin curtain isn’t your style, then this strip-teaser lip jewel is the perfect fit for your finicky face pallet.
Named for its resemblance to a goat's beard, the classic Goatee if for the man who must mantain somewhat of a “well groomed” look for his corporate gig with the MAN. This ESB is well balanced like the Goatee, and quite bitter like your boss.

The five o'clock shadow refers to beard stubble that is visible late in the day, usually around 5 o'clock, on men who have shaved their faces that morning. This magical moment occurs roughly around the same time you’ll find yourself posting up to our bar and enjoying this smooth & delectable frothy Kölsch. Bye bye baby butt face.

5.9%abv - 52 IBUs

5.8%abv - 25 IBUs


Best known for her moustache and monobrow, Frida Kahlo rejected conventional standards of beauty. She not only refused to pluck them, but even pencilled them darker. SMaSH stands for “Single Malt and Single Hops”. Simply choose a base malt and then one hop. This smooth and balanced Ale is like a tropical paradise doing the tango in your mouth! The horseshoe mustache was said to become popular among the rugid cowboys working in the American West. When fully grown out, it looks like a horseshoe hanging upside down. This rugid Bavarian Hefe will also have you head over heels with it’s pungent wheaty richness, and velvety smooth charm.

No facial hair? No worries! Our one of a kind hand-crafted beers are guaranteed to slap the beerd into you!