Welcome to Großen Bart Brewery!

Großen Bart Brewery is a joint partnership between Shad Chancey and Taylor Wise established in July of 2012. Our Brewery is located at 1025 Delaware Ave. in Longmont, Colorado. It has a nice outdoor beer garden with a mountain view! We look forward to pouring you and your friends The Purest Form of Outlandish Character! Stay up to date with our progress and future events by subscribing to our monthly newsletter. PROST!

With determination and perseverance, we aim to provide “YOU” the public with a unique variety of creative craft beers you can really sink your beard into!


The Concept?

The concept is quite simple... make delicious tasting beers! The purest form of outlandish character. If there's one thing we know, it's good beer. We each have our own distinct opinions as to what we like. Ranging from insanely hoppy IPA's, rich creamy stouts, smokey porters, tangy sours, and pungent Belgian dubbels. Having a wide range of varying opinions is what makes this brewery diverse. You the consumer are guaranteed to find that perfect ale that suits your palette at Großen Bart Brewery!

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For our Gluten sensitive friends, we are now using Clarity Ferm in our beers! The gluten protein present in beer is very proline-rich. Because this enzyme is a proline-specific protease, it chops up the gluten proteins so that people with sensitivities to gluten do not react adversely. MORE INFO

Each of our beers are associated with a different style of facial hair. Hold the can shaped glass up to your face to see how you would look sporting all the unique facial hair styles!

ANKER BEARD AMBER
5.4%abv - 35 IBUs

KLINGON BLONDE
7.48%abv - 40 IBUs

WALRUS OATMEAL STOUT
5.5%abv
- 30 IBUs

Ahoy there, matey! Cleverly combining the goatee, chinstrap and handlebar mustache to brilliantly resemble an anchor, the ‘Anchor Beard’ was made to hold you down to the barstool while you enjoy this delicious foamy one-eyed amber ale! ARRRHGGG!

Klingons found beards to be a symbol of courage. Sideburns were a style choice among the Klingon race. This Klingon Blonde Ale was also a style choice among the brewer race. We brewed 10bbls of the Indian Peaks Alers blonde recipe.It’s a bold blonde ale with a crisp and clean finish.

The Walrus moustache has whiskers that are thick, bushy, and droop over the mouth. The style resembles the whiskers of a walrus, and this thick Oatmeal Stout does the same. Full of body and character, you can rest assure this creamy oatmeal stout will have you growing tusks in no time!

CHINSTRAP SESSION IPA
4.7%abv - 50 IBUs

CHIN CURTAIN IPA
7.7%abv - 109 IBUs

SOUL PATCH COCONUT PORTER
5.6%abv
- 28 IBUs

The Chinstrap beard extends from the hair line of one side of the face to the other, following the jawline. It’s similar to the Chin Curtain, but does not cover the entire chin. Only the very edges of the jaw and chin. This delicious session-able IPA is guaranteed to get some hair growing on your chinny chin chin. The robust cascade hops provide a floral nose, and the low ABV allows one to consume several without the wobbly effects of the Curtain!

The Chin Curtain is a bit simpler than both the Amish and the Strap, but for different reasons. It entails less upkeep than the Strap, which is easily overgrown. Sported best by our main man Abraham, It doesn’t take quite as long to fill in as the Amish. This IPA on the other hand is as FULL as it gets. Very hoppy, yet smooth as silk. This makes us all very hoppy, hoppy, hoppy. You may just feel inclined to mow your teeth afterwards!

The facial sea urchin. The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one. This is the same delicious recipe as the Soul Patch Porter with ample amounts of tasty coconut added!
STRIP-TEASER PALE ALE
6.1%abv - 50 IBUs

GOATEE ESB
6.5%abv - 45 IBUs

STUBBLE KöLSCH
4.83%abv
- 25 IBUs

The prestigious strip-teaser moustache is a narrow style of stash worn halfway between the upper lip and the nose with upturned ends. Strip-Teaser Pale Ale is an extra pale ale with a crisp and hoppy finish. This beer is intended for those who find IPA’s a bit over the top in the hop. Hey.. If the chin curtain isn’t your style, then this strip-teaser lip jewel is the perfect fit for your finicky face pallet.
Named for its resemblance to a goat's beard, the classic Goatee if for the man who must mantain somewhat of a “well groomed” look for his corporate gig with the MAN. This ESB is well balanced like the Goatee, and quite bitter like your boss.

The five o'clock shadow refers to beard stubble that is visible late in the day, usually around 5 o'clock, on men who have shaved their faces that morning. This magical moment occurs roughly around the same time you’ll find yourself posting up to our bar and enjoying this smooth & delectable frothy Kölsch. Bye bye baby butt face.


No facial hair? No worries! Our one of a kind hand-crafted beers are guaranteed to slap the beerd into you!